Tuesday, April 26, 2011

dear friend...

dear friend..
its been a while since i've said hello to u...
its been a really long while since we met each other...

time really hasn't been kind too me...
with the hectic week i had...
numerous numbers of projects to run and start...
i at times wish i had more then 24 hours in my day...

dear friend...
its been a while since i keluar with u...
even if its just to sit and drink while forcing u to read...
or talk nonsensicalness over hours...
well not hours... but figuratively...

i too realized that i've somewhat lost track of u friend..
but its not something i'm doing on purpose...

its good to know ur doing great over there...
alhamdulillah...

i hope to see u around soon...
like when i'm back...

p/s
i'm turning another year older next month...
i hope i become wiser tooo....

Manjung-ified

so here i am again back to the depressing town of Manjung...
well its really no that depressing...
just that i've set some negative thoughts about it...
so yea... its all negative now...

i'm here for another 3 weeks of which i hope would fly faster then any military jet known to mankind...
like that'll ever happen lah kan...
i must say this is another test to my patience...

there are time when i feel that i'm a bit mengada...
but hey..
i grew up in town all my life and how would u expect me to survive outside town...
not to say that i cant survive outside town per se...
its just that it take a whole lot of time for me to adapt to such changes...

on another note...
i have yet to witness another delivery...
however i have heard moms screaming in pain...
one can only imagine the site of pain...

till the next time....
adios amigos...

Thursday, April 21, 2011

no more chasing....

Years of running and chasing is soon to be over...
Penat dah mengejar...
X penah2 dapt...
And now out of the blues tanpa disedari...
Ade yg mengejar dalam diam...

Is this it??
Could it be??

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

mom and dad taught us to be naughty...

Dear Parents,
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin.
Snow White lived alone with 7 men.
Pinnochio was a liar.
Robin Hood was a thief.
Tarzan walked around without clothes on.
A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him.
Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.
You can't blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.

Friday, April 15, 2011

its Friday night...

That means party night....
Drinking night...
Chicks night...
Let's drink off all the worlds problem...

Ok adios...
Let's get drunk...

Oh shit..
Tomoro I have a program...
how am I gonna give a welcoming speech if I get a hangover??
Errr...

Ok I'm just joking...
But yes I have an event tomoro..
And yes I drink.. The O, milo ais, the ais and the tarik...
So don get me wrong... ;)

On another note...
Some man are afraid of a lil' competition that they got not balls to talk it thru...
Instead they opt to become a pussy...
I tried to help..
But ur ego was to much...
That aint how a gentlemen solve problem..
Be rational... You clearly didn't have it...
Is this the kind of boy a girl would want??
Lu pikir la sendiri....

Ok penat dah...
Nak tido... Keje banyak... Tapi esok punye program lagi penting...

Arividecci...

happy birthday Mak Cik Bedah...

today is mak cik bedah's birthday...
who is mak cik bedah??
my adek... her name is afeefah...
why call her makcik bedah???
because when she berleter she is worse then my nenek... hahahah...
so yeah...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SISTA>>>>
Birthday Number what eh???

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

gotta tell u...

yeay yeay yeay... iyeay yeay....
that special feeling just burst inside...
it was only u... nobody else...
but baby... i know better now....

ok the above were excerpts from Samantha Mumba's song...
the title is the same as this postings title...
however what ever i am about to write has no relevance to the title postings title...
so yea... i didn't have an idea for the postings title...
so i've decided to just put what i was listening on my ipod...

wokeyh....
so today i feel like babbling on life and gambling...
its a lil' cliche to talk about but yeargghh...

life is life as it is...
there really is nothing much to talk about...
beacuse everyone lives them differently..
however all human and mannkind have one thing in common in living their lives...
that is gambling...
yessss...
gambling in life...
and no i dont mean the lottery gambling, choh tai ti or da ma chai or toto or whatever la..

however i do mean taking chances in life...
isnt that pretty much the same as gambling??
taking chances...
no matter how much u evaluate things and weigh it s pros and cons...
at the end of the day it pretty much don seem to end the way u expect it...


its something u just cant avoid...
u need to gamble and take chaces in order to know things...
especially things pertaining to the heart...
i'm the biggest gambler...
however i've learnt that its can hurt u so badly and make u happy like never before...

oh yes i've gambled alright...
and yes... i did take my time to evaluate things...
weigh its pros and cons...
there are times which i 'win' however most of the time i 'loose'..
easy to say...
i mmg bukan kaki gambling la...

now.. coming back to the topic...
hmmm...
why did i write about this again...
oh yea...
eh...
i dunno la...
i just wanted to write something..
so here goes nothing...
hahahah....

just remember...
life is all about gambling...
no hopes...
no chances...
just plain ol'Gambling...

blardy exam....

Monday, April 11, 2011

the time has come...

its time to snap out of this fantasy and get back to reality...
it was nice while it lasted...
but i know it just a mere fiction...
nothing more then a mirage of denial...

first there was one...
then there was two...
now there is three...

maybe i'm better off with none...
ok maybe that's a lie....

on another note....
MOHD SYAFIQ ISMAIL BIN AZMAN...
study pleaseeeeee.... esok exam laa...
lepas tu ko nak ronggeng mak kiah ke...
pergi clubbing ke...
pergi mane ke...
lantaq hang la...
now...
STUDY laaaaaa...

Surat Cinta Untuk Future Wife(s) - 1 pon cukup actually... dah bole kasi poning kepalo...

Surat Cinta Untuk Future Wife(s) -

Assalamualaikum

Kehadapan my future wife(s)

So, wahai my future wife(s)

I don't know who the hell are you and I have no idea where you are right now. But one day, bila kita dah berjumpa, I harap you mampu terima I seadanya seperti mana I akan terima you dan diri you sebenarnya. Lagi pun, I tahu yang you ni memang comel. Dan baik. Dan rajin. Dan alim. Dan cun.

I berharap bila I check facebook you nanti, you tidak letak banyak gambar you yang daring-daring kat facebook. Sebab, setahu I, kalau perempuan tu comel, mesti nak tunjukkan ke seluruh dunia. Macam lah dia sorang je yang comel. I comel tak ada pun letak gambar kat facebook tunjuk ke seluruh dunia. Boleh je hidup. Ehem.

Serta, gambar di facebook tu, jangan lah nak dedah sana dedah sini. Malu I. You pun tau kan, perempuan ni ibarat cokelat Ferrero Rocher. Bila berbalut dengan pembalut, even cokelat tu jatuh kelantai pun orang still nak. Tapi kalau dah tak berbalut, bila jatuh ke lantai, semua buat dono. Ada tu, kalau boleh, ada yang nak pijak lagi. You pun tak nak kena pijak kan?

Lagi pun, you tahu, tak ada lelaki di dunia ni yang nak kahwin dengan perempuan yang seksi meksi.

My future wife(s),

I tak tahu pasal masa depan I. I tak tahu berapa banyak duit yang I akan ada. So, dengan kata lain, I mungkin tak akan mampu kasi rumah 10 tingkat kat you. I juga mungkin tak mampu kasi you 10 emas intan berlian. Harap you tak kisah dengan diri I yang tak beharta ni. Tapi kalau setakat kasi you 20 hingga 30 anak tu, I okay je. Dalam tiga tahun, kita mungkin akan ada 2 anak. Tapi tu tak termasuk yang kembar tau.

Bila kita ada rumah nanti, I tak kisah kalau you nak bekerja. Tapi lagi bagus kalau you duduk je rumah jaga I. I bukan mintak di layan bagai raja. Tapi kalau I balik dari kerja tu, apa salahnya tanggalkan stokin I, urut bahu I, sediakan minum-minum I. Tapi kalau you tak nak buat, tak apa. I boleh tambah lagi 1 (cukup 2). Lagi pun, bila I tambah lagi 1, kurang la sikit beban you. See? I memang prihatin.

Hmm. You tau, I tak mengharapkan yang you adalah gadis lemah lembut dan ikut semua kata I. Kalau you boyish sikit pun apa salahnya. Aggressive itu menarik. Kalau boleh, lebihkan kat bahagian mengada-ngada dan keras kepala you tu. I suka. Senang la I nak ajak bergaduh kalau macam tu. Sebab kalau di ikutkan, I tak suka perempuan yang lemah lembut sangat. Nanti tak meriah rumah tangga. So kalau skali skala bergaduh, best juga kan? Lagi pun, kita gaduh siang-siang je, bila dah nampak katil di malam Jumaat, kita berbaik lah. Tambahan pula, bagi kita, setiap malam kan malam Jumaat.

My future wife (s),

You, I harap you reti memasak. You mesti reti memasak. Apa? Tak salah kalau perempuan tak reti masak? Ya. Memang tak salah. I tak kata pun salah. Tapi jangan salahkan I kalau I tambah lagi 1 isteri (cukup 3) sebab yang satu dan dua tak reti masak nak buat macam mana kan? Okay tak-tak. I tak nak bini 2,3,4. Banyak sangat. bukan tak mampu. Tapi... Ehem.

Actually, I bukan mintak you masak macam makan kat hotel. Asalkan you reti masak yang simple-simple sudah lah. You tau, air tangan masakan isteri lah yang buat si suami setia. Lagi pun, tak akan setiap hari kita nak makan kat restoran kan? Kalau setiap hari makan kat restoran, baik I kahwin je dengan mak cik tukang masak tu. Ye tak? You pun tak nak kan I tambah lagi satu (cukup 4) kan?

I harap you reti jaga diri sebelum jumpa I. Kalau boleh, jangan couple banyak-banyak. Tak pernah couple lagi bagus. Tapi kalau dah couple tu, jangan buat yang bukan-bukan dengan boyfriend you. Bila dating tu, jangan nak mengada-ngada keluar berdua. Boyfriend you tu bukan boleh percaya sangat. Kebanyakkanya adalah buaya. Sebab kalau dah lelaki, mesti bermulut manis. Boys, their mouth is bull****. So, don't trust them.

Akhir kata dari I, bila kita kahwin nanti, you masak, I makan. I imam, you makmum. I baca doa, you aminkan. You merajuk, I pujuk. Perfect, kan? So cepat lah cari I. I takut lah nak cari 'you'. Takut tersalah pilih perempuan lain. You pun mesti tak nak jadi isteri ke dua I kan.


THIS WAS COPIED FROM FB...

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Sons'-day...

the day where all sons' should enjoy...
a day when our moms can scream their lungs out to wake us up yet we don...
why...
because dad is still sleeping too...
muahahahah....
i wish....

oh well i'm stuck in Manjung still...
i've got 2 more days to my exam...
and...
i'm not prepared at ALL...
i/m not able to get that kick start to my study mood...
why cuz i'm just not able too...
huaaarghhh....

on another note...
it's already 11 am...
and...
i am the only one awake...
yikes...
just as i thought i wAs bad... the other boys are worst...
hua hua hua...

so my plans for today is....
to get my laundry done before balik KL...
gosok-gosok can send to the kakak dobi....
read on seizures.. thalasaemia... and re-run all the tbl slides...

well those are my plans...
now...
how do i execute them??/
huaarghh....???

yikes...
okies... gonna hit the shower...
errr...
later...

Saturday, April 9, 2011

unproductive Saturday...

and sooo...
my 4 weeks in Manjung is almost over....
today marks the end of the 3rd week here...
ok la... tomorrow Sunday la actually but what the heck...

so yes i've survived 3 weeks of Manjung life...
but of course i had to balik la one of the weekends...
muahahahah...
i was born in the city and brought up in the city...
so how do u expect me to survive outside the city...

alhamdulillah... its been a breeze...
not really la... but yea... i would say that time really flies...
i've had some good learning experience here...
some interesting cases seen and overtly friendly parents...
so friendly to the extend that they call me "doctor"...
well that is something to be proud off...
but i wont let myself get carried away by the title i've yet to received...
snap.. snap...
i've got 2 more years insyallah...
if all goes well and no hiccups along the way...
once done...
that is when i start a whole new chapter in life...
what it has in hold for me... only the Almighty knows... wa'allahualam...
for now... just pray its something desirable and leading to the path of His Mercy...

in terms pf planning for the future... yea...
i've got lots...
well to make it simple...
i have 2 major plans and i will only choose one of the two...

PLAN A...
is to proceed in the health sector...
work my way up in the government ranks in the Ministry of Health...
eventually and hopefully do 1 better then where my parents are now...
retire as a Senior Government Official or better still retire as the Director General of Ministry of Health... in doing that and whilst in position... make some policy changes in the Ministry in order to elevate Malaysia's health system as a whole...

on the other hand...

PLAN B...
is to leave the whole health setting in-directly and pursue my dreams of becoming a lawyer...
at times i think this is a totally crazy idea... but its logically possible to achieve...

well all those are just plans...
what ever it is...
my life has already been determined by Him...
which i nor does anyone knows...
all we could do is plan....
plan plan plan...
because failing to plan is planning to fail...
hahahaha....

on a different story...
i think i need a new suit...
yea... the blazer kind of suit...
the one i currently have is almost 3 years old and i think i'm growing out of it...
buncit edi laaaa,,,,